Why I Never Wash

By Johnny Angel

Dear friends,

Take a look at this list. Then look at my comparisons below. It made me think.

N Prayer,
Johnny <*}}}><

Ten Reasons I Never Wash

1. I was made to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites!  They think they are cleaner than 
other people.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap.  I  could never decide 
which one is right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring... so I stopped.
5. I still wash on some occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'm still young.  When I'm older and dirtier, I might start 
washing. 
8. I really don't have time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.

Ten Reasons I Never Go To Church  (where Jesus can wash me white 
as snow)

1.  I was made to go to church as a child.
2.  People who go to church are hypocrites!  They think they are better 
than other people.
3.  There are so many denominations.  I could never decide which one 
is right.
4.  I used to go to church, but it got boring. . . so I stopped.
5.  I still go on some occasions like Christmas and Easter.
6.  None of my friends go to church.
7.  I'm still young.  When I'm older, I might go.
8.  I don't really have time.
9.  The church is never warm enough.
10.  The church is only after my money.
These really are excuses that some people use. Let's show all these people love and prove them wrong.

N Prayer,
Johnny <*}}}><